Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 17: "What Matters Most"

Pete: Grip strength is the first muscle to go.
Myka: Oh, I know how important that is to you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 16: "Runaway"

Claudia: The problem with hiding things behind glass doors is that you can see through them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Okay wait a minute he dumped you? Why would anyone do that? I mean look at you: looks, brains, taste, a deep knowledge of guns and blowing things up. What's not to love?
Myka: Do you need us to hate him? Because we can hate him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Don't make me stab you again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 15: "Instinct"

Steve: This building is old and falling apart.
Artie: We have that in common!
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Great, well that explains everything! Except for the part where you said the Warehouse automatically expands.
Artie: That's right, surprise!
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Yeah, let's shoot some goo up there...I'm so glad Pete's not here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: You're not crazy we are.
 • Rating: Unrated

HG: Briggs is mine.
Pete: Hey, no killing! Myka will be super pissed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 14: "The Sky's the Limit"

Artie: Yeah, you'll grow to hate that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: What? I'm not laughing at you I'm laughing with the horse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: Listen, if you ever mistreat a horse again I'll send you to a glue factory. Tell all your friends.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 12: "Parks and Rehabilitation"

Claudia: Are you ok?
Pete: I got dirt in places where dirt should never be.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pete: Pepper, so good in burritos so bad in the eyes.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Pete: Holy ganja Batman.
Claudia: Ah, the blue glow was for the grow lights.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: [talking to herself] Go with Pete they say, you'll love it, sunshine and fresh air. [Slaps a bug on her neck] Why am I so delicious to you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Special Agent Pete Lattimer, Secret Service.
Ranger Smith: Secret Service, no? That is very cool. I'm a Ranger Abbott Smith.
Pete: Hey hey Mr. Ranger Sir [Yogi Bear impersonation] I'm sorry, you must get that all the time. Hey hey Boo Boo [Yogi Bear impersonation].
Ranger Smith: Nah, can't say that I do.
Pete: No? The cartoon?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pete: An ATV!! Ah man, I love ATVs! Hey Myks to you think the warehouse can get one decked out?
Myka: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: One time an artifact made me think I slept with Myka.
Myka: Pete!
Pete: Exactly.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "The Living and the Dead"

Professor Sutton: Go on use my ring. I won't have the entire world upstage my big death scene.
 • Rating: Unrated

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