Warehouse 13

Warehouse 13 Quotes

Season 4 Episode 12: "Parks and Rehabilitation"

Claudia: Are you ok?
Pete: I got dirt in places where dirt should never be.
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Pete: Pepper, so good in burritos so bad in the eyes.
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Pete: Holy ganja Batman.
Claudia: Ah, the blue glow was for the grow lights.
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Claudia: [talking to herself] Go with Pete they say, you'll love it, sunshine and fresh air. [Slaps a bug on her neck] Why am I so delicious to you?
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Pete: Special Agent Pete Lattimer, Secret Service.
Ranger Smith: Secret Service, no? That is very cool. I'm a Ranger Abbott Smith.
Pete: Hey hey Mr. Ranger Sir [Yogi Bear impersonation] I'm sorry, you must get that all the time. Hey hey Boo Boo [Yogi Bear impersonation].
Ranger Smith: Nah, can't say that I do.
Pete: No? The cartoon?
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Pete: An ATV!! Ah man, I love ATVs! Hey Myks to you think the warehouse can get one decked out?
Myka: No.
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Pete: One time an artifact made me think I slept with Myka.
Myka: Pete!
Pete: Exactly.
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Season 4 Episode 11: "The Living and the Dead"

Professor Sutton: Go on use my ring. I won't have the entire world upstage my big death scene.
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Myka: You saved me.
Professor Sutton: Well as I said, beautiful women are my fatal flaw.
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Myka: So you're like 300 years old?
Professor Sutton: 514 actually, I moisturize
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Pete: You're like really really old, with a lot more reallys. What are you like a Vampire?
Professor Sutton: Oh please, vampires are for gothic novels.
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Claudia: Holy metaphor, Artie's brain is...
Steve: the warehouse. I can't say I'm surprise.
Claudia: I figured it had to either be this or a magical land made entirely of doughnuts.
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Season 4 Episode 10: "We All Fall Down"

Steve: Wait, Pete and Myka get a dagger and we get a plague? Why don't we stop being the B-Team?
Claudia: We are not the B-Team fool, we are the second A-Team.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Stop. You had me at you'll be dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete: I'm definitely going to be one of those agents that go crazy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Ones You Love"

Claudia: Permission to save my brother?
Artie: Go. Save.
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Steve: How did you get this in here?
Mrs. Frederick: No one touches my purse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Myka: Oh my God my sister tried to poison me.
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Pete: Tell them to name something after me. Not a mall.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Myka: Pete, oh my God, did you explode? Did you melt?
 • Rating: Unrated

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