Chandler Bing is the funny guy of the group of Friends, which is ironic giving the fact he has the boring big corporate job of the group.  Bing's sarcastic sense of humor comes in use later when he leaves hi job to persue a career in advertising in season nine.

Chandler marries long time friend Monica later in the series and the two end up adopting twins.

Chandler Bing Quotes

Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way, I've been going to the guy for twelve years.
Chandler: Oh come on, he said he was going to do my inseem, then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite...
Ross: What? (Chandler closes his eyes)
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side then they move it back, and then they do the rear. Ross, will you tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes it is... in prison!

You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Thinking) Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection. Could have said, gum would be nice, or, I'll have a stick, but no no no no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.


Friends Quotes

Monica: What's "PLEH?"
Joey: That's help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Ah...what's doofus spelled backwards?

Joey: If the homo sapiens were in fact homo that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging!