Rob Lowe joined the cast of Parks and Recreation at the end of season two as Chris, a state auditor sent in to help cut the Pawnee city government budget.  Chris is extremely upbeat and makes Ben deliver all bad news.  Chris also is a bit of a fitness freak and kind of in love with Ann.

Chris Traeger Quotes

Chris: Ann Perkins you really know your testes!
Ann: ...thank you?

I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.