Chris Traeger Quotes
Season 5, Episode 22: "Are You Better Off?"
Chris: Together, as a town, we lost an amount of weight equal to 800 pregnant manatees.
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Chris: Due to a tragic misunderstanding, the prettiest pig beauty pageant has been replaced by a pork rib barbeque competition.
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Season 5, Episode 19: "Article Two"
Chris: I don't want to be overdramatic, but this is literally a battle for April's soul.
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Chris: First stop, Motivation Station!
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Season 5, Episode 18: "Animal Control"
Chris: Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.
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Chris: More than one way to skin a cat.
Brad: There's four. Four ways to skin a cat!
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Season 5, Episode 17: "Partridge"
Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.
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Season 5, Episode 16: "Bailout"
Chris: You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.
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Chris: I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.
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Season 5, Episode 15: "Correspondents' Lunch"
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
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