Creed is (allegedly) a quality assurance officer of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, and is a hilarious, fictionalized version of the actor who plays him, Creed Bratton.

Creed is shadowy, old, bad at his job, beyond shady, and only delivers 1-2 lines per episode, but they are often some of the funniest. We love Creed.

Creed Bratton Quotes

Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.

Creed: I was in an iron lung when I was a teenager.
Michael: How old are you?

The Office Quotes

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was puke. I would chug a fifth of socos, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more soco, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called me Buzz.

Andy