Creed Bratton Quotes
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam: Yes.
Creed: Cool. Let's keep this on the QT okay? I want you to be a dead mama jama.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Creed: A beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or like a like to call it, Great Bratton.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Creed: He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
Pam: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
Creed: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.
Phyllis: He means the ice pack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Ultimatum"
Erin: I did it. I did a cartwheel.
Creed: F*ck you! F*ck you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Pam: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Creed: I understand it, I can't speak it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Creed: Best Edward James Olmos costume I've ever seen...like freaky good.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.
• Rating: Unrated
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