Dr. Gregory House is a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. The guy is a really, really good doctor.

He cares far more about solving cases, which he sees as elaborate puzzles, than about the patients themselves. House is a grumpy individual, largely due to the blood clot in his leg that leaves the character with a perpetual limp.

He's been hooked on Vicodin, and on being an ass to those around him. But we still can't get enough of the guy!

Dr. Gregory House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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I'm gonna pretend to go to work now.

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House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

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You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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