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House: I'll have whatever he's buying.
Dr. Wilson: Two cheeseburgers and two large fries.
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House: This envelope is oddly medical license-shaped.
Dr. Foreman: House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.
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Chase: Why are you trying to screw things up?
House: You got the tense wrong. Things are already screwed up.
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Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself.
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House: When the full horror of his homicide hits you, your marriage will blow up.
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House: The only obstacle to you coming back is your life and she's never been much of an obstacle to you.
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Lucas: Hey House.
House: Hey Lucas.
Lucas: This is awkward.
House: A bit. That will probably go away if I left.
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House: In the words of the phil
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House: Talk to our little Gossip Girl.
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Dr. Wilson: That was my paper. You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me.
House: I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship.
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