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Dr. Gregory House Quotes

Season 8, Episode 11: "Nobody's Fault"
House: They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Unsquint your eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Runaways"
House: I'm giving you the gift of deniability.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 9: "Better Half"
House: Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
 • Rating: Unrated

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