Evan Lawson is Hank's younger brother, an accountant who very much enjoys a good time. He can talk his way into, or out of, almost anything.

Evan's motto in life is: "Fake it until you make it." This is ladies man that has one problem: he doesn't really get the ladies, at least not without pretending to be somebody else.

Evan Lawson Quotes

April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan
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Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan