To my Dad, Eddie R. Lawson, the man who made me who I am, good and bad. The same hustle, the attraction to short cuts, the eye for a way in and up, but also the luck of finding people who love us for who we are and make us better men.

As far as believing your promises, Paige and I are trying to start our own family right now, and when we do, my first promise will be to never let you near enough to hurt or disappoint our child.

Has anyone ever told you, you remind them of a Bond villain?

You look like something's wrong. Did you have to euthanize the Saab?

Evan: Is she the hoarder?
Paige: When clients are as wealthy as Ms. Jeffries, we call them collectors.

You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.

You're the one who's going to have to take all the drugs and have the procedures. This one had to be your call.

It's not like the sky is falling, just the ceiling.

Evan: I can't even comprehend it. How does a guy just walk out on people like that?
Hank: Practice.

Me and my underdog sperm will by right here when you get back, screening the movie Rudy for inspiration.

This hospital is non-partisan, Paige. We kiss all VIP asses equally.

Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.

Royal Pains Quotes

Ken Keller's not going to die. Not on my floor and not in my sweats.

Hank

Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.