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Royal Pains

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Evan Lawson Quotes

Season 3, Episode 16: "This One's For Jack"
Evan: The only think you owe me is bringing back vintage Divya, because this is starting to remind me of the Twilight Zone.
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Evan[to Divya]: Ok. So please stop being so nice to me, it's making me feel very uncomfortable. Thanks.
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Evan: I think we're about to go Google.
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Hank: I have the letters M.D., so I'm in charge.
Evan: Actually I own 2/3 of the company, so I'm in charge.
Hank: Well you can have my third too. I quit.
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Season 3, Episode 15: "Hank and the Deep Blue Sea"
Evan: The monogram is the least of this kids problems, his name sounds like a drunken game of Scrabble.
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Season 3, Episode 14: "Bottom's Up"
Evan: England...that's two months, that's a sixth of a year.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "My Back to the Future"
Evan: If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.
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Season 3, Episode 11: "A Farewell to Barnes"
Evan: A year ago you were one of those doctors. Seem you shifted over to the other side.
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Paige: Evan R. Lawson, will you marry me?
Evan: In a heartbeat, Paige Collins?
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Season 3, Episode 10: "A Little Art, A Little Science"
Divya: Sometimes secrets are necessary.
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