Fez was the foreign exchange student on That 70's Show that's been a member of the gang since the beginning. No one really knows where Fez is from or what his real name is. All we know is he's kind of creepy, yet still lovable.
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
Kelso: Jackie's good for gas money.
Eric: You are such a whore.
Fez: When does the boat get here, whore?