That 70's Show

Fez Quotes

Kelso: You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Fez: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(while looking into Grandma Forman's casket)
Fez: Oh my God, there's a body in here!
 • Rating: Unrated

Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
(Marty starts crying.)
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
 • Rating: Unrated

(dressed up as storm troopers)
Jackie: Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kelso: Guys, guess who's taking Pam Macey to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: NO, ME!
Fez: Darn, and I had a quarter, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!
Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

(about Edna's job)
Fez: Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
 • Rating: Unrated

Fez: How much masturbation is too much?
Hyde: No such thing as too much, Fez.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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