Henry Alan "Hank" Venture is one half of the title characters of Adult Swim's The Venture Bros.  Hank is definitely the tougher of the two brothers, but also not the brightest of the two.  Hank is the son of Dr. Thaddeus Venture and well, we're not entirely 100% sure, but he's probably crazy Myra's son.

Hank Venture Quotes

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you

Hank: Is it just me or does every Nazi want to clone Hitler? It's like the only they think about
Srgt. Hatred: It seems that way, right. I guess when everyone hates you, you just fixate on making rotten Hitlers

Venture Bros. Quotes

Hunters Gathers: Her tits were like "coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat" sad.
Brock Samson: Mournful tits. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra.

Hank: You are not the boss of me
Sgt Hatred: Au contraire, I am tony danza to your spunky Alyssa Milano. I am full on Charles In Charge of you