Venture Brothers

Venture Brothers Quotes

Season 4 Episode 16: "Operation: P.R.O.M."

General Treister: I have the cancer of the pee-pee, nothing anyone on Earth can do about that.
Col. Hunter-Gathers: Sir, you can't kill yourself.
General Treister: I said nothing anyone *on Earth* can do about it.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Agent 21: Uh let me guess, Sphinx Headquarters?
Shoreleave: Was it the giant sphinx?
Agent 21: No it smells like out of work OSI D-bags.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dean: What's our mission?
Dr. Venture: Your mission is to have the best damn home-school prom 500$ can buy!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 15: "The Silent Partners"

Col. Hunter Gathers: If you simpletons are not embarrassed, I will be embarrassed for you. Now let's set sail.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Pirate Captain: We grow our own pot and legalize the gay marriage.
Shoreleave: I am going to retire here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monstroso: Let me tuck you in. Is that too tight?
Billy: There is no blood getting to my face.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 14: "Assisted Suicide"

Sgt. Hatred: You can't just hose him like a convict.
Brock: He's got ants on his ass. This is how you deal with the problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eros: He get's that way around death, it's like he is in a Creed video.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brock: Someone is in my car!
Hank: Now that's a super power. He can do that from 10 states away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 13: "Bright Lights, Dean City"

Professor Impossible: Ok Dean, who's first?
Mr. Polygamy: I am Mr. Polygamy and this is Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, Mrs. Polygamy, and Mrs. Polygamy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phantom Limb: On the upside, Vernor did a great job as the cabby, until you gassed him.
Professor Impossible: Alright that's just passive aggressive friend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phantom Limb: Night, night Doctor Venture, pleasant screams.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 12: "Everybody Comes to Hank's"

Dr. Venture: Oh, if that suit could talk.
Hank: It would say "Kill me, I am a hideous monster."
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Orpheus: changing the terms of my child support.
The Alchemist: Remember when your wife use to screw you without paperwork.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Al, quit eyeballing the Nancy, we are on a case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank: Not the hat.
Nikki: Why is that you're lucky hat?
Hank: I don't know yet, ask me in the morning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: What was it like? Like naked skydiving into a mountain of warm whip cream.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 11: "Every Which Way But Zeus"

Sgt. Hatred: Don't you think we should let your old men go?
Hank: Soon, I'm still waiting for his random checks to clear.
 • Rating: Unrated

Original Captain Sunshine: He's what is best in all henchmen... a hero with a number.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hunters Gathers: Cavity search my ass. You know what I mean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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