Hermes Conrad is the Jamaican accountant of Planet Express.  He's a 36-th level bureaucrat and quite proud of it.  Hermes was also an Olympic Limbo competitor in his prime.

Hermes is voiced by Phil LaMarr.

Hermes Quotes

Hermes: I'm going to jump!
Amy: No!
Zoidberg: No!
Bender: Do a flip!

It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen. Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork. Is there any meat this man can't jerk?

Hermes

Futurama Quotes

Farnsworth: (on the phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. Very well then. (hangs up) Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr. Mobutu.
Leela: Was his apartment rent-controlled?

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Fry