Hermes Conrad is the Jamaican accountant of Planet Express. He's a 36-th level bureaucrat and quite proud of it. Hermes was also an Olympic Limbo competitor in his prime.
Hermes is voiced by Phil LaMarr.
Amy: Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?
Hermes: I don't know, Amy. I just don't know.
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Hermes: OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela (reading): Death by airlock failure.
Leela: Death by brain parasite.
Leela: Death by sonic diarrhoea?
Hermes: Oh, you don't want that!
Leela: Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes: Sign the paper.
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Sweet manatee of Galilee!Hermes
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Fry: Hurry up! I wanna see the Moon!
Leela: Relax. It's open 'till 9.
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