Hermes Conrad is the Jamaican accountant of Planet Express.  He's a 36-th level bureaucrat and quite proud of it.  Hermes was also an Olympic Limbo competitor in his prime.

Hermes is voiced by Phil LaMarr.

Hermes Quotes

Amy: Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?
Hermes: I don't know, Amy. I just don't know.

Hermes: OK, Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.
Leela (reading): Death by airlock failure.
Hermes: Mm.
Leela: Death by brain parasite.
Hermes: Yeah.
Leela: Death by sonic diarrhoea?
Hermes: Oh, you don't want that!
Leela: Look, I don't know about any of your previous captains but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
Hermes: Sign the paper.

Futurama Quotes

Fry: Leela, wanna join the mile-deep club?
Leela: Sure, why not?

Fry: Bender, what is it?
Bender: Whoa, what an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two.
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.