Josh Girard is a minor character portrayed by Lonny Ross on 30 Rock.

Josh Girard Quotes

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!

30 Rock Quotes

Jack: How many other Pokemons are there?
Zarena: Jack, the plural of Pokemon IS Pokemon.

I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.

Jack