Josh Girard is a minor character portrayed by Lonny Ross on 30 Rock.

Josh Girard Quotes

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!

30 Rock Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

There are no bad ideas Lemon, only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Jack
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