Josh Girard is a minor character portrayed by Lonny Ross on 30 Rock.

Josh Girard Quotes

Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.

Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!

30 Rock Quotes

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.

Jack

Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.

Liz