Josh Girard Quotes
Tracy: Lemme just say, I'm excited to be here. It's an honor for you to meet me. I've got a lot of characters I'm ready to bust out. I got a character named "Biscuit", write that out. I got another character named "Rolando", who is a two-foot-tall Spanish hustler. [pointing to Frank] Glasses, I want you to write that one. I got another character named "Ching Chong" who loves to play ping pong. I just made that up right now, 'cause that's how I flow. Now, I'm up for anything.
Josh: Well, I thought, uh, me and you could play Seinfeld and Bill Cosby.
Tracy: No. I don't like that.
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Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls in sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
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Josh: Cerie said she would do it with you.
Kenneth: Well that just makes me perspire.
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This is the defining thing of my life. It's not gonna be that hit-and-run!Jenna
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- Rating: Unrated
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I don't know how to say this: Dee-AY-buh-tees?
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