Kenneth Ellen Parcell, a.k.a. Kenneth the Page, is a character on 30 Rock.
Kenneth is a perpetually cheerful page who hails from Stone Mountain, Ga., where his father was a pig farmer.
Kenneth appears to be in his early-or-mid-twenties and speaks with a thick Southern accent. He is always smiling, excited and happy to do his menial job, which many people do not understand.
Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.Kenneth
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.