Kenneth Ellen Parcell, a.k.a. Kenneth the Page, is a character on 30 Rock.
Kenneth is a perpetually cheerful page who hails from Stone Mountain, Ga., where his father was a pig farmer.
Kenneth appears to be in his early-or-mid-twenties and speaks with a thick Southern accent. He is always smiling, excited and happy to do his menial job, which many people do not understand.
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
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Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
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Don Geiss: If you're watching this, you are an executive of the General Electric Corporation, and the unthinkable has happened. Capitalism is ending, either because of the Soviets or something ridiculous, like a woman President. I'm speaking to you from the year 1987, but the message is timeless: Avoid The Noid!
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Liz Lemon is a Judas to all womankind.Abby Flynn
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