Kenneth Ellen Parcell, a.k.a. Kenneth the Page, is a character on 30 Rock.

Kenneth is a perpetually cheerful page who hails from Stone Mountain, Ga., where his father was a pig farmer.

Kenneth appears to be in his early-or-mid-twenties and speaks with a thick Southern accent. He is always smiling, excited and happy to do his menial job, which many people do not understand.

Kenneth Parcell Quotes

Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.

30 Rock Quotes

Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.

Liz

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.