Kenneth Parcell
Bio
Kenneth Ellen Parcell, a.k.a. Kenneth the Page, is a character on 30 Rock.
Kenneth is a perpetually cheerful page who hails from Stone Mountain, Ga., where his father was a pig farmer.
Kenneth appears to be in his early-or-mid-twenties and speaks with a thick Southern accent. He is always smiling, excited and happy to do his menial job, which many people do not understand.
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Quotes
Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.
Liz: Oh my God. I'm female Lutz.
May 3rd, 2011 8:32 PM
Shania was on Oprah today, and Ken, this is for you....
Your Emmy smile turns the lights up on this world....
Mind if I sit down?
Can I buy you a round?
Haven't seen your face before
Are you new in town?
It's the same old line
Oh every time
Are you here alone?
Can I take you home?
Now every woman sees
With every "pretty please"
There's a pair of lyin' eyes
And a set of keys
He says come be a star
In the back seat of my car
Oh but baby slow down
You're goin' way too far
Let me make it clear
To you my dear
If you're not
In it for love
If you're not
Willin' to give it all you got
If you're not in it for life
If you're not in it for love
Let me make it clear
To you my dear
If you're not in it for love
I'm outta here!
Babe I can change your world
Make you a cover girl
Yeah you could be a beauty queen
In a magazine
Now tell me, what's your sign?
Why always the same old line?
I'll be number 409
If you change your mind
Let me make it clear
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