Kenneth Ellen Parcell, a.k.a. Kenneth the Page, is a character on 30 Rock.

Kenneth is a perpetually cheerful page who hails from Stone Mountain, Ga., where his father was a pig farmer.

Kenneth appears to be in his early-or-mid-twenties and speaks with a thick Southern accent. He is always smiling, excited and happy to do his menial job, which many people do not understand.

Kenneth Parcell Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack