Kenneth: [on bed bugs] Looks like you got a bad case of the chew-daddies. Ozark kisses? The woodsman's companion?• Show: 30 Rock • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
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Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
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Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I wasn't sure if you were going to participate in this year's pumpkin carving contest or like last year I should go jump up my own ass.
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Kenneth: When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
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Kenneth: As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
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Kenneth: Good morning, Mr. Donaghy. I would like to speak to you on behalf of all the NBC pages.
Jack: I'll give you a New York minute. That's seven seconds.
Kenneth: Well sir, we pages and I feel that me and they are not being treated fairly as regards paychecking. I'm nervous!
Jack: We went over this yesterday, Kenneth. There simply isn't any money.
Kenneth: Excuse me, sir, but I accidentally saw your paycheck.
Jack: Well I hope it was inspirational.
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Kenneth: Bonus means extra. I know that. From game shows.
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Kenneth: Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament.
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Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
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Total Quotes: 58
