Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.

Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.

Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.

Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.

Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?

Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.

She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.

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