Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.

Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.

Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.

Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.

Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?

Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.

She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.

I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.

Look at us laughing together...like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show.

Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.

Kenneth

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack