Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.

Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.

Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.

Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.

Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.

Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.

Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?

Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.

She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.

I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.

Look at us laughing together...like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show.

Jenna: What do you know about revenge?
Kenneth: Well, the Bible says it's wrong, but it's the surprise hit of the season on ABC so I don't know!

30 Rock Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz