Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Season 7, Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"
Jack: You like NBC, don't you Kenneth?
Kenneth: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Charlie: At some point, you have to turn the horse into glue, Ken.
Kenneth: That is a waste of delicious dead horse.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy"
Kenneth: Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 2: "Governor Dunston"
Ken's mom: He writes his own songs.
Kenneth: Are they about being a loser?
Ron: Some of them.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Beginning of the End"
Kenneth: You've never been wrong about anything before.
Tracy: It's a blessing and a purse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Why is he learning anything? He's supposed to be God.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 22: "What Will Happen To the Gang Next Year?"
Kenneth: She isn't a bitch. She's a meanie pants.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Meet The Woggels"
Kenneth: I know the Woggles. My eight year old niece walked down the aisle to that song at her wedding.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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