Self-centered, impatient, and difficult, Larry David creates awkwardness and discomfort in various social situations.

His problems are often caused by his own neuroses and an obstinate faith in his own (mis)understanding of etiquette.

At the same time, he usually has good intentions and often finds himself a victim of circumstance and of sensitive, easily-offended people he encounters.

Larry David Quotes

The dog bit my penis!


I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.


Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't--just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

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