Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry David Quotes

Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha f**ka I would.
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Larry: Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.
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Larry: Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.
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Larry: As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.
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Larry: He will be gay. He's pre-gay.
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Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.
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Larry (to Leon): You just live in a total d**k world.
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Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.
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Larry: I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time.
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Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg: Get a life Jews!
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