Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan) is a kindergarten teacher and an aspiring artist.  Lily was originall engaged to Marshall before they broke it off for her to try and be an artist in California.  However, she returned to him after her fellowship ended and the two quickly married by the end of season two.

Lily Aldrin Quotes

Where's the poop Robin?

Lily

He's going to masturbate!

Lily

HIMYM Quotes

Ted [to Stella in his dream encounter]: You picked the wrong guy.
Stella: Ted?
Ted: You picked the wrong guy. You made a really, really, really bad choice. What were you thinking? That guy? Are you kidding me? Have you learned nothing in the last eight years? You're just gonna regret this. You know that, right? You are going to regret this, and now there is nothing you can do about it because it's too late. All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life that will never be nearly as happy as the one you could have had with me. Good-bye.
Stella: Ted, wait.
Ted: Look, Stella, I am not here to win you back. I am here because I need to know that you know you made the biggest mistake of your life.
Stella: I know

Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!

Ted