How I Met Your Mother

Lily Aldrin Quotes

Lily: Marshall, your insurance doesn't kick in till tomorrow.
Marshall: Yeah well you know what? Life kicks in right now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Yellow like the son.
Marshall: Or daughter, ooh pun snuggle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: I am going to have to walk this earth knowing that Barney has touched my boobs.
Robin: Yeah it stays with yah. His email reminders don't help.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.
Barney: Both boobs!
Lily: Just one.
Barney: Touch and squeeze.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Touch and motor boat.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Honka honka?
Lily: Barney...
Barney: Just touch
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: For one hour.
Lily: For one second.
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.
Barney: Deal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Lily what on Earth is going on with your cans?
Lily: Oh these old thangs? I got my pregnancy boobs!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: There's babies everywhere. It's like a minefield of cuteness. Look at this little bastard.
Lily: This sonofabitch has knee dimples! Let's go tell everyone I'm pregnant!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: You're drinking for two tonight baby.
Marshall: I will do this, for the child.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Lily: Yeah I wasn't listening either. Ted can really go on about a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Hey I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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