Felicity Huffman stars as Lynette Scavo on ABC's Desperate Housewives. Lynette was a career woman until she became a stay-at-home mom to raise her four children she had with husband Tom in six years.
Lynette eventually went back to work but left to work with Tom to open a pizzeria, Scavo's. When they finally closed their restaurant, Lynette attempted to get back to work.
Oh she also was diagnoses with Hodgkin's Disease, but cancer can't take this woman down.
Gabrielle: It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
Lynette: Even the limp ones aren't that ethical
Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper)
Porter: What's that?
Lynette: Santa's cell phone number!
Preston: How'd you get that?
Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?