Lynette Scavo Quotes
Season 8, Episode 8: "Suspicion Song"
Renee: Oh my God, look at your hair!
Lynette: Do you like it?
Renee: Is it permanent?
Lynette: No.
Renee: Then I love it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Witch's Lament"
Lynette: This one kept knocking me up so I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Art of Making Art"
Lynette: I thought you had a date with Ben.
Renee: He cancelled again. Some stupid real estate project for the poor. Bastard.
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette: Let the dating begin.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Watch While I Revise the World"
Lynette: You can't marry that sunflower seed.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 18: "Moments in the Woods"
Lynette: How about this? Go the bank and get a hundred thousand singles and roll around naked on them. And then apologize to everybody in the bank and then come home.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Where Do I Belong"
Lynette [on Tom's affair]: I'm not ready to get over it. I have a lot of anger to work through before we sweep this under the carpet and move on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "Assassins"
Lynette [to Renee]: I hate you. A lot. But I do foresee a day far in the future when I might only hate you a little.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Pleasant Little Kingdom"
Lynette: Tom's packing! We're talking big—circus big! So big that he can drive in the carpool lane when he's alone! If it falls in the forest, believe me: It makes a sound. The Washington Monument looks at it and says, 'I want to be you when I grow up!'
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 4: "The Thing That Counts is What's Inside"
Lynette [to Penny]: Your job is to watch television and eat way too much candy and my job is to make sure that's all your job is.
• Rating: Unrated
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