Lynette Scavo Quotes
Season 8, Episode 20: "Lost My Power"
Lynette: Huh. That's weird.
Tom: What?
Lynette: I have an "Isn't that Ironic?" app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 19: "With So Little to Be Sure Of"
Lynette: You tidied up the dead guy?
Bree: I felt it was respectful at the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 15: "She Needs Me"
Lynette: Come in! And don't be an axe murderer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 14: "Get Out of My Life"
Lynette: My son eats waffsicles!
• Rating: Unrated
Lynette: You had me at stupid girlfriend.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 13: "Is This What You Call Love?"
Lynette: What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lynette: The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 8: "Suspicion Song"
Renee: Oh my God, look at your hair!
Lynette: Do you like it?
Renee: Is it permanent?
Lynette: No.
Renee: Then I love it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 6: "Witch's Lament"
Lynette: This one kept knocking me up so I won't get to be nostalgic until I'm 90.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "The Art of Making Art"
Lynette: I thought you had a date with Ben.
Renee: He cancelled again. Some stupid real estate project for the poor. Bastard.
• Rating: Unrated
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