Manny (Rico Rodriguez) is Gloria's son on ABC's Modern Family. Manny may be the son of Javier, but he's being raised by his mom's much older new husband, Jay. Manny is a bit of a hopeless romantic constantly chases after women and writing poetry. Meanwhile, Jay has plans to toughen his stepson up.
Jay: I'll give you fifty dollars if you don't go through with this.
Manny: I'm eleven.. What am I going to do with money?
Jay: What are you going to do with a sixteen year old?
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Manny: She has a boyfriend.
Gloria: Ohh I'm sorry mi niÃ±o
Manny: I gave her my heart and she gave me a picture of me as an all time Sheriff. That was pretty stupid of me, wasn't it?
Gloria: No mi amor, It was brave right Jay, brave.
Jay: Well well, you'll know better next time, come on let's get a pretzel
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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