Manny (Rico Rodriguez) is Gloria's son on ABC's Modern Family.  Manny may be the son of Javier, but he's being raised by his mom's much older new husband, Jay.  Manny is a bit of a hopeless romantic constantly chases after women and writing poetry.  Meanwhile, Jay has plans to toughen his stepson up.

Manny Delgado Quotes

Jay: Flag on the play.
Manny: What does that mean?!?

Jay: I'll give you fifty dollars if you don't go through with this.
Manny: I'm eleven.. What am I going to do with money?
Jay: What are you going to do with a sixteen year old?

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Gloria: I'm taking a shower, would you like to join me?
Jay: Honey, you know there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage, if I ever say no, I want you to use it on me