Modern Family

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C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.

Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.

Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
Gloria: Bunny.

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Listen to me. I think you went to the jewelry store inside here (points to Jay's heart) and brought back a gem.

Manny: Bondi Beach is topless.
Luke: Thank you Trip Advisor.

This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.

Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.

Manny: You have to face it Jay, one day I’m gonna be moving out of this house.
Jay: Can I get that in writing? Cause I just can’t shake this image of a 30 year old you, eating my food and cuddling with my wife.
Gloria: Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers.
Jay: I’m gonna have nightmares!

I don’t get it, you’re the greatest generation, but why can’t you feel?

Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.

Jay: Trees are like women, the best ones make you work just a little bit harder.
Manny: She’s just not that into you.

Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.

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Modern Family Quotes

Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.

Phil

It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.

Luke
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