Manny Delgado Quotes
Season 4, Episode 21: "Career Day"
Manny: We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Claire: Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "Bad Hair Day"
Manny: Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 15: "Heart Broken"
Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?
• Rating: Unrated
Manny: Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Party Crasher"
Manny: Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"
Manny: If you're hungry for broccoli later, you'll find a piece in your teeth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: Can I offer you a Pina Delgado?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "When a Tree Falls"
Manny: Does anyone care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that but we've never seen a birth certificate.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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