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Michael Allen Kelso is the pretty boy of the group on That 70's Show. Throughout the series he has an on-and-off again relationship with Jackie, but that never stops his womanizing ways.

Michael Kelso Quotes

(Eric's car battery is dead)
Randy (The Mechanic): So, what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery.
Eric: Are they cheap, or possibly free?
Randy (The Mechanic): Thirty-two bucks, minimum.
Kelso: Alright, I'll tell you what. We'll trade you our battery plus five bucks for one of your batteries.

Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Kelso: I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric.

That 70's Show Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.