Michael Scott (Steve Carell) is the Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a provider of limitless paper in an increasingly paperless world.

How Michael got to where he is in the company, we have no idea, because he may be the most inept boss of all time. But he's generally a nice guy and is always good for a laugh ... at one of his own jokes.

Michael Scott Quotes

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

Dwight: Knock, knock.
Michael: Who's there?
Dwight: KGB.
Michael: KGB - [Dwight slaps Michael]
Dwight: [in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!

The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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