Michael Scott (Steve Carell) is the Regional Manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a provider of limitless paper in an increasingly paperless world.

How Michael got to where he is in the company, we have no idea, because he may be the most inept boss of all time. But he's generally a nice guy and is always good for a laugh ... at one of his own jokes.

Michael Scott Quotes

Michael: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one: "Holly, you and I are soup snakes." The ... and the reason is... because... in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

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thats what she said..




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