Jesse Tyler Ferguson stars as Mitchell, Jay's son on ABC's Modern Family.  Mitchell has been in a five year relationship with his partner Cameron, and adopts a kid from Vietnam in the pilot of the show.

Mitchell Pritchett Quotes

Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Cam: Mitchell?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.

You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.


Modern Family Quotes

Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.