Mitchell Pritchett Quotes
Season 4, Episode 21: "Career Day"
Cam: Well obviously the tooth fairy made a mistake.
Mitchell: Maybe it's cause the tooth fairy had a little too much chardonnay last night.
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Season 4, Episode 20: "Flip Flop"
Mitchell: Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Future Dunphys"
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
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Season 4, Episode 18: "The Wow Factor"
Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.
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Season 4, Episode 16: "Bad Hair Day"
Mitchell: I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.
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Mitchell: I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.
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Mitchell: We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
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Season 4, Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
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Mitchell: You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
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