Ty Burrel stars as the dorky dad, Phil, who tries harder than anyone to be cool on ABC's Modern Family.  Phil has been married to the beautiful Claire for 16 years and has three kids with her.  He's still trying to stay hip... by memorizing all the dances to High School Musical.

Phil Dunphy Quotes

Phil: Someday I'll be walking you down the aisle.
Haley: Not if you're in perv jail.

How awesome are people?

Phil

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Mitchell: The family has been mocking us relentlessly all year.
Cam: Nicknames like Screeches and Herb, Simon and God-awful, Nickelback.