Reginald Albert "Red" Forman is the classic grumpy father stereotype on That 70's Show.  He often expresses his disappointment in his son Eric through such loving phrases as his "foot in your ass."

Red Forman Quotes

Red: If I find one beer can in that car, it's over!
Kitty: And no donuts either! Ants!

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.

That 70's Show Quotes

Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.