Reginald Albert "Red" Forman is the classic grumpy father stereotype on That 70's Show.  He often expresses his disappointment in his son Eric through such loving phrases as his "foot in your ass."

Red Forman Quotes

What are you going to put on your resume, 'Dumbass'?

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Red: If I find one beer can in that car, it's over!
Kitty: And no donuts either! Ants!

That 70's Show Quotes

What are you going to put on your resume, 'Dumbass'?

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Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.