Susie Greene (played by Susie Essman) is Jeff Greene's wife on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Her relationship with Jeff is mercurial, leading to numerous separations in the course of the show.

She often reacts to Jeff and Larry's shenanigans with angry, profane tirades. Funny profane tirades.

She shows more affection to her dog, Oscar, and her daughter, Sammie, than her husband on his friends.

Susie Greene Quotes

Susie: Wandering Elk, whatever the fuck your name is, you were paid already.
Wandering Bear: You don't need to talk like that. You're a better person than that.
Larry: No, she's not.

Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! Alright, just get me the fucking head, alright?! Get me the fucking head, alright!? Both of you, I've had it! You four-eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit, get me the head!

Susie

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Cheryl: Well, I think you should write a letter of apology to him.
Larry: "Dear prick, why are you such a prick?"