Susie Greene (played by Susie Essman) is Jeff Greene's wife on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Her relationship with Jeff is mercurial, leading to numerous separations in the course of the show.
She often reacts to Jeff and Larry's shenanigans with angry, profane tirades. Funny profane tirades.
She shows more affection to her dog, Oscar, and her daughter, Sammie, than her husband on his friends.
Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! Alright, just get me the fucking head, alright?! Get me the fucking head, alright!? Both of you, I've had it! You four-eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit, get me the head!Susie
Susie: [Jeff] thinks I don't know about his porn stash! Take all this crap, he's gonna need it alone in the hotel!
Larry: He actually told me he doesn't want any of this stuff.
Susie: "Freak That Booty", "Big Ass Momma", all his favorites. Think I don't know about this crap?
[Larry looks at the cover of "Big Ass Momma"]
Susie: Oh, you're into this shit, too? You're into that kinky Big Ass Momma crap?
Larry: No! Are you crazy?
Susie: I thought you were a family man!
Larry: No, I thought I recognized that woman from the back