Marge goes head to head with Bart when she doesn't believe his story on The Simpsons. "Peeping Mom" is the 18th episode of the show's 26th season.
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Marge has had enough of driving her kids around on The Simpsons. "My Fare Lady" is the 14th episode of the show's 26th season.
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The Simpsons get on the wrong amusement park ride and end up on Kang and Kodos' home planet in "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
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Marge tells Homer not to bother coming home for Christmas. "I Won't Be Home For Christmas" is the ninth episode of the show's 26th season.
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Homer tries to bring back the 4th of July fireworks on The Simpsons. "Yellow Badge of Cowardge" is the 22nd episode of the show's 25th season.
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Both Marge and Lisa say they are done trying to make new friends on The Simpsons.
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In the future, Homer has a clone made of himself every time he dies on The Simpsons.
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Homer and Marge have raised three nearly normal kids on The Simpsons. We just won't count Bart.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...