Season: 21 1
Episode 11: "Million Dollar Maybe"
Carl: These cookies are on the up and up according to the only hoest newspaper, The Beijing Worker. [permalink]
Bart: When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me a super. [permalink]
Carl: Something you lost will soon turn up. My faith in the Lord! It came back! [permalink]
Homer [to Bart]: If I was interested in fun, I would have ran the day you were born. [permalink]
Homer: What should I buy first, a mirror that gives me advice or Hitler's baseball?
Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball. [permalink]
Chief Wiggum: Let him go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket. [permalink]
Homer [about fortune cookies]: Any part of a cookie you can't eat is a waste of time. [permalink]
Mr. Burns: Wait, I'm shooting at nazis? That's not how I remember it. [permalink]
Bart: Who the hell says pota-toe?
Homer: Song writers who are stuck for lyrics. [permalink]
Episode 10: "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
Rabbi: Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here to marry a Jew and a ... congregationalist... is that even a thing? Now, let's continue with this mockery. [permalink]
Homer: That is the most amazing doughnut I've ever tasted
Mr. Burns: Well, if you stay on with the Springfield nuclear plant, you could have one of these tasty beauties every day.
Lenny [about doughnut]: One of these every day might kill us.
Carl: Can we get a health plan to go with them?
Mr. Burns: Sure, you could have a health care or.... two donuts a day. [permalink]
Krusty: I work like I drink: alone, or with a monkey watching. [permalink]
Bart: Why are great things always ruined by women: the army, Fantastic Four, think how awesome would American Idol be if it was just Simon and Randy?
Homer: You say that now, but when you're grown up, you'll just think it. [permalink]
Bart: Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life, a sidekick.
Milhouse: You said it, Bart. Way to sum up the situation.
Bart: Take it easy, buddy.
Milhouse: That's exactly how I'll take it. [permalink]
Lenny: Are these business cards or passports to a better future?
Gator McCall: Those are business cards. [permalink]
Gator McCall: You nuclear workers have no idea how valuable you are. Time's never been better for your industry now that all the protesters that marched in front of nuclear power plants are dying off from radiation poisoning. [permalink]
Homer: They took away our doughnuts at work! All I've had are my meals. [permalink]
Burns: Until Roosevelt's new deal starts working, this country's still in a depression. I'm spending a fortune on atoms. We have to cut costs. [permalink]
Milhouse [about Krusty's show]: First girls ruin Sex and the City, now this. [permalink]
Lady Exec: These are your ratings with young girls.
Krusty: If my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers. [permalink]
