The Simpsons Quotes
You're like egg salad at a picnic, Simpson. Even when you look good, we know you're going bad.Skinner
Lisa: You could do what Everybody Loves Raymond did.
Krusty: Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects.
Bart sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around...yet again. And I believe in you...yet again.Marge
Alright, 80s party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall because I think the beef is behind that wall.Homer
Principal Skinner: I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Lisa: That isn't a word.
Principal Skinner: Oooh, back on the saddle she climbs.
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It's called precipitation because it never fails to precipitate bad behavior.Principal Skinner
Excellent! (tents fingers) What am I doing? Untent! Untent!Lisa
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Moe: Read 'em and weep. The novels of Charlotte Bronte.
Carl: I thought we were playing cards.
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Homer: You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.
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