The Simpsons Quotes
Those smart cars are cutting into our business. We used to get uber amounts of work giving people lifts.Taxi Driver
They say you catch more flies with honey, I say with fly traps.Mr. Burns
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The only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here has been holding up a sofa that was missing a leg.Moe
Look Moe the least you can let me do is anything I want.Homer
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You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age!Moe
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Homer: Marge I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader, Professor X of the X-Men.
Marge: It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't!
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Bart: Aw jeez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.
Lisa: Well it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.
Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you, but I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now the first thing I have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale.Homer
I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?Homer
Bart: Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.
Homer: Simpler times.
I didn't write it. I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out because I never thought any of us would go anywhere.Moleman
Lenny: No, mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers, also water in the decontamination showers.
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?
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