Lois: Peter, where have you been? You left for the market six hours ago! Did you get the beans? Peter: Lois, I've got something better! You know how you've always wanted a real diamond engagement ring? Lois: [gasps, touched] Oh my God! Peter: That's right, I've bought a horse!
Peter: Okay, what's next? Doctor: This is the Seth Rogen gene. It will give you the appearance of being funny, even though you haven't actually done anything funny.