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"The 2000 Year Old Virgin"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episdoe 6, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin," upon finding out that Jesus is still a virgin, Peter decides to help him find a woman to hook up with.

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"Turkey Guys"

On Family Guy, after eating all of the Thanksgiving turkey the night before, Peter and Brian head out to find another while Chris takes over as man of the house.

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"Brian the Closer"

On Family Guy, after Peter's antics cause Brian to get cosmetic surgery, Brian's new career path as a real estate agent gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

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"Baking Bad"

On Season 13 Episode 3 of Family Guy, "Baking Bad," Peter and Lois open up a bakery. However, things get out of hand when Peter devises a scheme to attract new customers.

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"The Book of Joe"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 2, Peter offers to help Joe realize his dream of becoming a published author, but his own ego threatens to get in the way.

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"The Simpsons Guy"

In an hour-long crossover special, The Griffin family's road trip takes an unexpected turn when they end up in Springfield and entangled with the Simpsons. Tune into the season 13 premiere of Family Guy on Sunday, September 28th.

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"Chap Stewie"

Stewie decides to use his time machine to prevent his own birth on the season finale of Family Guy.

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"He's Bla-ack!"

Cleveland returns to Quahog, but it's not a happy homecoming on Family Guy.

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"Meg Stinks!"

Meg and Peter bond on a trip to visit colleges on Family Guy. Seriously!

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"Baby Got Black"

Chris and Pam begin dating, but run into opposition from their families, on Family Guy.

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Family Guy Quotes

North Dakota, we're not even the best Dakota!

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley