"Take My Wife"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 18, Peter is shocked when he figures out that the vacation in the Bahamas that Lois booked is actually a couple's retreat on the season finale.

"Fighting Irish"

On the 250th installment of Family Guy, Peter says he could beat Liam Neeson (guest-voicing as himself) in a fight, but soon realizes that winning is tougher than he thinks

"Roasted Guy"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16, Peter gets his feelings hurt after an event where his friends come together to "roast" him.

"Once Bitten"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 15, after sending Brian to obedience school, Peter realizes that he liked his pal better before he was trained.

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On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 14, Peter is celebrated as a hero after finding a lost boy and Joe takes Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland on a road trip to Niagara Falls.

"Dr. C and the Women"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 13, Meg is instantly popular when she takes a job at the airport while Peter considers spilling one of Cleveland's long held secrets.

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"Stewie Is Enceinte"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 12, when Stewie fears that Brian has lost interest in him, he decides to have a baby as a way of trying to save the relationship.

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"Encyclopedia Griffin"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 11, Peter and his friends form new detective ageny and surprise even themselves when the catch a local thief.

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"Quagmire's Mom"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 10, Glenn's mother arrives to help him out with his legal troubles and Peter decides to live up to his full name.

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"This Little Piggy"

On Family Guy Season 13 Episode 9, Brian and Stewie hit the road when Stewie wants to experience life outside of preschool and Meg is asked to be a foot model.

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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.