Carla: If you were to change one thing about my physical appearance, what would it be? Turk: You're testing me. I get it! Carla: Now, if I were to be really honest with myself, I would change everything. What do you think? Turk: Why don't we just skip what I think and jump straight ahead to not having sex for a month?
J.D.: Look, I wanna be like you... but a more successful you. There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while. Tell you what: Ten years form now, when I'm your boss, I'll go ahead and throw in a good word for you and you won't even have to ask... sir