"Our Thanks"

Lucy and team must prepare a thank you speech to their cadaver's family; Cole wants to be a surgeon and shadows Turk.

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"Our Driving Issues"

When Cole and Kelso both get negative results back after a few routine tests, they learn the hard way to put their egos in check in order to rein in the support of their so-called friends.

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"Our Dear Leaders"

Lucy takes over the leadership position from Drew during the group's hell week; Turk gets a humbling experience from a visiting doctor, Russel.

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"Our True Lies"

When Dr. Cox catches a student cheating, he punishes the entire class; Drew accidentally tells Denise he loves her.

"Our Stuff Gets Real"

J.D. struggles to deal with Elliot's pregnancy and her ignoring his needs; Lucy needs the courage to cut a cadaver; Jordan wants Cox to make a will.

"Our Couples"

Denise and Drew decide to torment people as a couple; Lucy tries to come to terms with her relationship with Cole; Turk and Dr. Cox compete.

"Our White Coats"

Lucy needs to tell Cox why she wants to be a doctor; Denise goes to Turk for relationship advice; Drew and Cole compete for keynote speaker.

"Our New Girl-Bro"

In J.D.'s absence, Lucy comes to Elliot for guidance, while Turk looks for a new best friend.

"Our Mysteries"

Lucy has problems practicing on live humans; J.D. wants to get Turk's approval; Denise and Drew make things official.

"Our Histories"

With their wives out of town, J.D. and Turk go out partying; Kelso bids a fond farewell to Ted and Gooch.

Scrubs Quotes

J.D.: Hey, I heard a great joke. A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth." And the dentist says, "Well, if you think you're a moth, why are you at a dentist's office?"
J.D.'s narration: Oh, no, I forgot the punchline... You can't bail out now! Stall! Stall!
J.D.: ...So the moth says "That's a good question. What kind of dentist are you?" And the dentist says, "Well, I'm a general dentist, but I...I do dabble in orthodontry - braces and such." And... and the moth says, "Orthodontry? I hear there's great money in that."
J.D.'s narration: "The light was on"!
J.D.: "But! To answer your original question, which was, if I think I'm a moth, why am I in a dentist's office? The answer is, Because the light was on!" The light! The light, James. Moths love light. So, James, other than your funny bone being broken, what seems to be the problem?

(To J.D.)Not so fast. You're my bitch now.

Jordan
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