Jack and Avery in "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter." It was a debate for the ages.
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes

I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.

Tracy

Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting ... or as I like to call it, 'singles fart suppression.'

Liz