30 Rock "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter" Quotes
Will Ferrell: Happy Birthday, bitches!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: Jarem! Look how drunk I am! And how full of cheese my mouth is!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Pete: Tiana, Mulan, Pocahantas, Jasmine — wow, she's right!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Avery: Sure, people in this restaurant might think you're my dad -
Jack: Or that you're my prostitute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nancy: Can we wait until the morning to fool around? Cause I'm exhausted and I got the night bloats.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Liz: Mrs. Doubtfire shimself could not do this.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Tracy: I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Liz: Then tomorrow is the wine and cheese tasting ... or as I like to call it, 'singles fart suppression.'
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jack: As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.'
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10