Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun? Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian. Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense. Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk... Mike: Hold it. Robin? Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything. Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met. Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice. Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures) Tom: T-topless? Irina: Yes! Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.