Chandler: Stick a fork in me, I'm done. Phoebe: Stick a fork what? Chandler: You know, like when you're cooking a steak. Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat meat. Chandler: Well how do you tell when vegetables are done? Phoebe: Well you just, you know, you eat them and you can tell. Chandler: Okay, then eat me, I'm done.
Susie: All right mister, let's see those panties. Chandler: All right. (Chandler's pants drop from under the bathroom stall door) Susie: Ooh. Ooh. But you know what would be even sexier? Chandler: What? Susie: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.