Lorelai: But this goes against every rule I have in the Gilmore Survival Guide. Number one: No running with scissors. Number two: No page-boy haircuts. Number three: Never, ever have lunch alone with the mother.
Lorelai: We can't have a mouse running around the inn. Our guests will freak. Michel: Tell them it's a baby. People love babies. They'll talk to it in funny voices.
