Yes, Frank is the same size as the pageant contestants. You've gotta love that.
It's all about the child beauty pageant business this week on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, as the whole gang gets involved.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 Quotes

I am not gonna diddle your kids.


How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]