So there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?

Mac

Pop your teeth in!

Dee

Breathe and eat. Separately.

Charlie [to Mac]

Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.

Dee

We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.

Dennis

You look like you're at your own wake.

Mac [to Frank]

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.

Dennis

I see amateurs. I see trash.

Charlie

I am not gonna diddle your kids.

How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 7 Episode 3 Quotes

I am not gonna diddle your kids.

Frank

How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]