Charlie goes over to the McPoyles after they accuse their old high school gym teacher a molester.
When the gang discovers an old man died in their bar, Dennis and Mac try to abuse the situation to get some.
After Paddy's gets robbed, the gang picks up a gun for their protection.
When Dennis swings by to pick up a ball, Charlie tells him they he has cancer.
The gang ends up going to prom after they open up the bar to underage drinkers.
When an old flame drops off a kid she claims to be Charlie's, he and Dee take the kid to the mall.
The gang meets Dee's friend from acting class, Terrell, who helps them promote Paddy's.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Quotes

(After Charlie throws away a girl's number)
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, dude?
Charlie: What?
Mac: What are you doing?
Charlie: Ah.
Mac: That girl is gorgeous. She's like the perfect opportunity to show that we are not racist. She probably has friends for me.
Charlie: Well, come on. If anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all.
Mac: What?!

I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody's having sex, I just don't care.