Charlie goes over to the McPoyles after they accuse their old high school gym teacher a molester.
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When the gang discovers an old man died in their bar, Dennis and Mac try to abuse the situation to get some.
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After Paddy's gets robbed, the gang picks up a gun for their protection.
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When Dennis swings by to pick up a ball, Charlie tells him they he has cancer.
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The gang ends up going to prom after they open up the bar to underage drinkers.
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When an old flame drops off a kid she claims to be Charlie's, he and Dee take the kid to the mall.
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The gang meets Dee's friend from acting class, Terrell, who helps them promote Paddy's.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Quotes

Tommy: You have to buy me a toy.
Charlie: I don't have to buy you shit.
Tommy: If you don't buy me anything, I'm going to tell my mom you took me to a black people's house.
Dee: Okay.
Charlie: Wow! Oh, my God! That's racist. What do you, what do you say to that?
Tommy: You still have to buy me a toy!

(After Charlie throws away a girl's number)
Mac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing, dude?
Charlie: What?
Mac: What are you doing?
Charlie: Ah.
Mac: That girl is gorgeous. She's like the perfect opportunity to show that we are not racist. She probably has friends for me.
Charlie: Well, come on. If anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all.
Mac: What?!