Snookems, aka Snooki, aka Nicole Polizzi, is annoying as hell. But that's the way we like her.
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi