The boss' girl ... I am gonna get evicted!

Vinny

Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!

Snooki

I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!

Ronnie

We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.

Pauly D

There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.

Pauly D

I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.

Snooki

I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.

Snooki

Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.

Ronnie

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi
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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi
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