The boss' girl ... I am gonna get evicted!

Vinny

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• Added: January 01, 2010

Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!

Snooki

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• Added: January 01, 2010

I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!

Ronnie

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• Added: January 01, 2010

We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.

Pauly D

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• Added: January 01, 2010

There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.

Pauly D

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• Added: January 01, 2010

I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.

Snooki

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• Added: January 01, 2010

I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.

Snooki

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• Added: January 01, 2010

Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.

Ronnie

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• Added: January 01, 2010

I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.

Pauly D

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• Added: January 01, 2010

[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.

Sammi

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• Added: January 01, 2010